No one is exempt from the ravages of age. While I’ve spent the last few weeks pondering how I would ideally want to be cared for once I’m incapacitated, I’ve always wondered what I’ll look like when I’m older. Now some sadistic coders have come up with a brilliant app to show you how you’ll look in 10 years. They link it to alcohol use, but to get an idea of how you’ll age, just upload a photo, choose the maximum number of drinks, and in seconds you will be suitably horrified.

No, I have no intention of posting my before and after shots.